A Public Service Announcement for ‘Unvaccinated Travelers’

Presented as a part of a public service announcement on the radio for the local Pittsburgh-area Allegheny County Health Department, a new term has been coined for our times: “unvaccinated traveler.”  Posing an apparent new health concern, who exactly are these unvaccinated travelers?

With a bit of thought and experience with the liberal language-origami game, it is likely that our unvaccinated travelers are in reality President Obama’s semi-invited illegal alien guests.  As an unfortunate add-on to the president facilitating and otherwise encouraging the flooding of the country with mostly unhealthy, uneducated children and low- or no-income adult travelers, the president also opted to initiate a new game we could call “hide the unvaccinated traveler.”  Recently lamented by Nebraska’s governor, 200 children who entered the country illegally were sent to his state in a single week without warning, and the federal officials refused to identify them or their locations.

Our tax dollars are being used to transport these unvaccinated travelers throughout the country, including at least eight to Hawaii, among other destinations.  After all, what traveler wouldn’t enjoy a travel-expense paid trip to Hawaii?