So Long, Sloppy Joe: What’s Cooking At School



schoolThirteen years ago on Saturday Night Live, Chris Farley  donned a grotesque apron-and-hairnet getup and pranced around on  stage—in the way that only Chris Farley could—while Adam Sandler sang  what would become a crowd favorite: “Lunchlady Land.” “Served some  reheated Salisbury steak, with a little slice of love. Got no clue what  the chicken pot pie is made of,” went the tune. The absurdity of the  sketch drove home the point: school lunch is gross.

This  fall, that stereotype may get squashed. For the first time in 15 years,  school lunches must meet new federal nutrition standards that limit  calories and sodium and mandate more servings of fruit and vegetables.  Why now? Childhood obesity levels have reached epic proportions.  One-third of American children are overweight or obese, putting them at  risk for diseases usually reserved for adulthood, such as type 2  diabetes. Schools, meanwhile, feed a lot of kids. Some 32 million  partake in the National School Lunch Program, a subsidized service of  the U.S. Department of Agriculture. Consider that kids get up to half of  their calories in school, and many kids look to school for the bulk of  their food supply. One in every five American kids struggles with  hunger, according to Share Our Strength, a nonprofit focused on ending  child hunger. Poor nutrition can not only lead to obesity—through  sporadic intake of processed foods—it also begets poor school  performance and behavior. What’s more, at least one-quarter of 17- to  24-year-olds are too fat to enlist in the military, says the U.S.  Department of Defense.

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